Pasta al dente, taking her pet goat Snide for long rural walks, and gardening in her spare time are some of Gloria’s favorite things. Although a plastic surgery mishap in the late 90’s left her with a permanent surprise face, she maintains optimism about life and one day picking the winning lotto numbers. She is a real treasure, and can be found during happy hour most weekdays frequenting The Wagon Wheel liquor store.
Olivia and Joey are inseparable. Ever since laptops and iPods became mainstays, these two have led an anxious existence. ( The triple espresso shot a day doesn’t help. ) Always feeling seconds away from complete obsolescence, they try to keep things light. Olivia reassures her little sidekick that there is a hipster somewhere that will take them in and will be taken from trash status to vintage accessory.
Hermon recently got out of a five year relationship with his botanist, Regina. He has recently discovered Ebay, just finished reading the encyclopedia K-L, and adopted a lizard named Franklin from South Africa, whom ( or is it who ) he vents to when he comes home from a hard day at the taxidermy shop. His new bedtime routine? drinking a glass of warm milk while watching reruns of Hard Copy he recorded on video tape as he glances and smiles at the dying plants on the windowsill.
Penelope was the vice president of the non profit star-trek organization, IFT (International Federation of Trekkers), from 1984 to about two months ago when she was forced to resign in response to a Battlestar Galactica viewing incident. As you can tell, she isn’t worried about where her next paycheck comes from; she’s a confident woman who knows how to paint the town whatever color she dreams up. You will likely run into her at the local bowling alley, but sometimes she just likes to pick up an iced orange mocha frappacino latte from 7-11 and spend a quiet evening in.
Things you many not know about Frank: 1. A bronze medalist in the 1980 Moscow Summer Olympic games for weightlifting. 2. His favorite book series is ‘Clan of the Cave Bear.’ 3. He puts salt & vinegar chips inside his ham and cheese sandwiches. 4. He is a firm believer in giving health foods out for Halloween. 5. He enjoys his Tuesday night poker games with Cubans and Hennessy. 6. He often fronts one man rallies against PETA. (The views expressed by Frank are in no way associated with the views of Googleaface and Googeaface affiliates) 7. A shuffleboard accident in his youth left him with a permanent left leg limp.
Arnie is a retired crosswalk guard. He spends his mornings writing custom crossword puzzles at the Jean Pierre Bakery. He crosses his T’s from right to left, enjoys the comedy of David Cross ( specifically his role on Arrested Development ) and once cross dressed for Halloween.
These two loves birds met when they both stepped up to the RedBox accidently bumping into one another. After a short dance of oh no you go, phil retreated a few steps back. Looking over Sarah’s shoulder, he noticed she selected the movie he came for, ‘You’ve Got Mail’. A short debate ensued and it was awkwardly agreed that they would watch it together. Now three happy months later, Phil is a little anxious over Sarah’s exuberant enthusiasm. ( Shh, don’t tell Sarah )
A bus driver by day and a loan shark by night, Marcus has very few friends. In college he was arrested for insurance fraud when he faked a snowboarding accident. He was busted when a private investigator caught him doing keg stands in the back of winnebago.
Carl is a local government employee. He has a cat name sparkles. In his free time he enjoys reruns of The West Wing and eating Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia from the carton.
